BOOKS I WOULD WRITE

Title followed by tagline
  1. How to Be Happy Without Stabbing Anyone
    A primer on being the best you, knives and all.
  2. Karaoke Song Book
    Organized by Artist
  3. The Debate Conclusion
    A Novel
  4. Chicken Soup
    Not for anyone's soul or anything. Just some recipes.
  5. The Catacorn Race
    A story of young love against all the odds in a faraway land that's like this land with future stuff but also historical stuff and.. vampires? K option this please thx bye.