Over 35 edition
  1. The guy with the skateboard with long hair who's not balding
  2. The blue collar guy who is balding but also is some sort of creative
  3. The guy who is a marine biologist and tells you about sea life but only when you pry.
  4. The guy with the old truck, but not like ridic old. Not an "antique."
  5. The guy who is legit funny and is good at baseball
  6. Shoulders guy
    You never see him from the front but he's got those shoulders tho.
  7. The patient divorced dad who's really chill and like grateful for the gifts of life. Beard optional.
  8. The eye doctor who removes rust from your eye at one am.