Over 35 edition
- •The guy with the skateboard with long hair who's not balding
- •The blue collar guy who is balding but also is some sort of creative
- •The guy who is a marine biologist and tells you about sea life but only when you pry.
- •The guy with the old truck, but not like ridic old. Not an "antique."
- •The guy who is legit funny and is good at baseball
- •Shoulders guyYou never see him from the front but he's got those shoulders tho.
- •The patient divorced dad who's really chill and like grateful for the gifts of life. Beard optional.
- •The eye doctor who removes rust from your eye at one am.