I'm the next heir to the Lyon family company and here's why!
  1. I can SORT of sing
  2. I don't trust anyone anymore. Not really
    Said while staring out window
  3. No one can make any decisions that make sense for the company so I think I should get a shot
  4. Hakeem, you are very talented, will you let me help you make a better, non shitty music vid?
    Then, my foots in the door! Look out!
  5. A law suit involving Courtney Love's character, litigated by me, and then I seize the company!!!