MY DATE WITH SUSHI WAITER GUY
I went to eat lunch by myself and the waiter was so handsome I thought it was going to ruin my meal.
- •Like I can't eat in front of this guy
- •I tried to take a pictures of him to text my friend and noticed I didn't like his shoes.
- •She begged me to leave my number. I said I would do it for Samantha Jones.
- •He checked on me to see how I was doing like 3 more times than is normal. So I left my number in the bill on some receipt from my bag.
- •I walked away laughing maniacally by myself.
- •Two days later he texted me. We went to get a drink the following night.
- •He was 7 years younger than me. He was pretty nice, but his favorite television show was Oz.
- •The receipt I wrote my number on was pretty likely for a morning after pill from CVS but I don't think he looked at it.