The Farley Friend is the person who's fun but basically a liability and not good for long term relationships. See @Nicholas list on celebrity names for things!
  1. It's hella fun
  2. Until it isn't.
  3. Everyone is like "He's cool. Just... I wouldn't have thought you'd be dating him."
  4. And in response you are like "I'm so alternative!" Until you are like "Oh, I see. That's what they meant."
  5. He won't understand how break ups work so you have to excommunicate.