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- •"Held Hostage By My Email"This chapter covers the period of law school applications and 1L grade postings. I experience a minor heart attack every time I see a new email notification from March 2016 through present day.
- •"I Am Not My Uber Rating"It's suspiciously low. This will be a chapter about not letting other people define me.
a corollary to my last list...
- •"I know you are but what am I?!"Infuriating.
- •"Poop head"💩
- •"My mom said..."My best friend Kelly Cleary also says this. She's 23.
& how they make me feel...
- •1 2 3 all eyes on me!Generic, kind of obvious and overused.
- •Going once going twice going chicken soup with rice!This one makes me laugh.
- •You get what you get and you don't get upset!I always hated this one and still do! This is America! I'm going to upset if Sally gets a bigger cookie than me! I want a bigger cookie than Sally!
I speak for the trees
- •1 size fits allActually it doesn't?
- •2 in 1 shampooJust no
- •Even worse, 3 in 1Who even came up with this?!
- •Buy 1 get 1 half offThis is SUCH a cop out
- •Matches as well suited as Larry David playing Bernie Sanders.Harrison Chad told me this was stupid. Now regrets ever telling me about List App.
- •My brilliant million dollar ideas.This would actually be a private list, can't share these gems with the whole world.
- •Crazy last names in the NFL.Harrison told me this was a good one. I'm very proud.