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  1. "Held Hostage By My Email"
    This chapter covers the period of law school applications and 1L grade postings. I experience a minor heart attack every time I see a new email notification from March 2016 through present day.
  2. "I Am Not My Uber Rating"
    It's suspiciously low. This will be a chapter about not letting other people define me.
a corollary to my last list...
  1. "I know you are but what am I?!"
  2. "Poop head"
  3. "My mom said..."
    My best friend Kelly Cleary also says this. She's 23.
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& how they make me feel...
  1. 1 2 3 all eyes on me!
    Generic, kind of obvious and overused.
  2. Going once going twice going chicken soup with rice!
    This one makes me laugh.
  3. You get what you get and you don't get upset!
    I always hated this one and still do! This is America! I'm going to upset if Sally gets a bigger cookie than me! I want a bigger cookie than Sally!
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I speak for the trees
  1. 1 size fits all
    Actually it doesn't?
  2. 2 in 1 shampoo
    Just no
  3. Even worse, 3 in 1
    Who even came up with this?!
  4. Buy 1 get 1 half off
    This is SUCH a cop out
  1. Matches as well suited as Larry David playing Bernie Sanders.
    Harrison Chad told me this was stupid. Now regrets ever telling me about List App.
  2. My brilliant million dollar ideas.
    This would actually be a private list, can't share these gems with the whole world.
  3. Crazy last names in the NFL.
    Harrison told me this was a good one. I'm very proud.
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