THINGS KINDERGARTEN TEACHERS SAY

& how they make me feel...
  1. 1 2 3 all eyes on me!
    Generic, kind of obvious and overused.
  2. Going once going twice going chicken soup with rice!
    This one makes me laugh.
  3. You get what you get and you don't get upset!
    I always hated this one and still do! This is America! I'm going to upset if Sally gets a bigger cookie than me! I want a bigger cookie than Sally!
  4. Criss cross apple sauce!
  5. Put on your listening ears!
    As opposed to the other kind...
  6. Use your indoor voices!
    This one just makes me want to shout as loud as I can!
  7. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you!
    😒
  8. MYOB
    I guess you're never too young to learn this one.
  9. Sharing is caring
    It can be fun!
  10. N-O spells No!
    ...ya duh