Imagine an Alternate Universe Where Everything Is the Same, But...

  1. the only movie is Jaws 2
  2. presidential races are decided by Slam Dunk Contest
  3. it's totally fine to pay for something with that cool rock you found
  4. dogs know how to drive
  5. 'Supernatural' is considered to be the Greatest American Artwork
    And before you comment, I know that it's filmed in Canada
  6. we know more about the deep sea than we know about space
  7. instead of getting a caffein crash at 2:30pm every day, everyone in the office gets the sillies
  8. there is no English word for 'spicy'