1. How do you make holy water?.................. You boil the hell out of it!
  2. What's cracka-lakin?................................ Ow my back.
  3. What do you call a 3 legged animal that climbs up a palm tree backwards?........... Idk you tell me.
  4. What do you call a camel with three humps?......………....................................... Pregnant
  5. What do you say to a star wars fan the hasn't seen episode VII?............................ Han Solo dies.