THINGS I WOULD NOT BE DOING RIGHT NOW IF I WASN'T SICK

  1. Sneezing
  2. Coughing
  3. Feeling like I was drowning in snot
  4. Sitting on the couch*
    *I would probably still be on the couch.
  5. Watching The Mindy Project for the millionth time*
    *I would definitely still be watching The Mindy Project.