REASONS WHY GLUTEN BLOWS

(And is a lil bitch)
  1. It disguises itself in delicious pastries and tempts me all of my days
    Like a lil bitch
  2. It hides in soy sauce
    Like a lil bitch
  3. It makes my butthole burn
    Like a lil bitch
  4. It makes me sound like a dingus whenever I have to ask for "gluten free" pizza
    Like a lil bitch
  5. It makes me miss out on funnel cakes. FUNNEL CAKES.
    Like a lil bitch