WHY I MAY BE ADDICTED TO NPR

Anyone else suffering from this crippling addiction? Feel free to add--
  1. Whenever the app stops streaming in my car, my inner self wants to throw a tantrum the likes of which a 2 1/2 year old has never seen
  2. I'm running out of back-episodes of my favorite programs
  3. It feels like a justifiable method of procrastination because I'm learning, and if there's anything I love more than learning, it's procrastination
  4. I think of the hosts as extended family members whose recipes I steal
  5. I could tell the fake names on @ricky 's list