Hard Hitting Questions Pondered While Sitting in Scottsdale Traffic.
- •Does anyone ever really wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy?I have a lot of questions that stem from Ke$ha lyrics.
- •Speaking of Ke$ha - why did she drop the $ from her name?I'm not doing it, she still $, and she knows it.
- •Does the barista at Starbucks really give me 'non-fat' when I ask for it?
- •Has Dr. Dre ever considered going back to school so that he can officially put Dr. on his checks?I feel like his life is a sham.
- •Why are there so many strip clubs on Scottsdale Rd?Seriously. The sign waver with the 'NUDES' banner was a nice touch. Props for marketing.
- •Hey, look! A Fascinations! Are these people deviants?
- •But seriously, what happened to Ke$ha?I wish her well.