Things That Are a Small Child's Equivalent to, "Hold My Beer, Imm'a Try Something"
- •"I need to poop. I'm just going to take your phone to the potty."No. This is why we can't have nice things.
- •"Stay here - I'll be right back."This sounds pretty innocuous, but when said at 5:30 AM by a naked three year old with his hand on the front door? No one wins.
- •"Can I lick this?"Yelled from his bedroom. At least he asked first? New house rule: If you have to ask if you can lick something, the answer is no - always no.