FILTERS THAT SHOULD EXIST ON DATING APPS

An ongoing list, I think.
  1. Eyebrow density
    I'm looking for a Zach Galifianakis tbh
  2. How much you're willing to let me pay on a date
    I have a paycheck I would probably like to use on your cute ass
  3. Fantasy filter (not what you think)
    If you can't talk to me about Harry Potter or Sailor Moon of Game of Thrones there are just so many conversations we won't be able to have
  4. Ex-boyfriend name filter
    Most of my exes are married so I apologize if you're a hottie w/ the name Kevin, Max, or Cody but I would not swipe right
  5. Netflix filter
    This honestly should be its own dating app ya feel?