Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Drink decaf coffee
    Why does this even exist??
  2. Take longer than 7 seconds to say your coffee order
    And 7 is generous
  3. Belittle someone's intelligence
    Especially (in whatever weird way you've justified it in your mind) for your benefit.
  4. Be Donald Trump
  5. I had some other but it turned into a rant about my coworkers, and I really just want to have a good day at work
    And maybe that requires a separate list!
  6. Make today B A N A N A S 😋 and have a good one!
    And don't drink decaf my friends