THINGS YOU HEAR IN A DOG FRIENDLY OFFICE

  1. No biting!!
  2. He's sniffing you that means he likes you!
  3. Um, someone had an accident on the carpet...
  4. Stop licking my feet, Toby!
  5. Did you have a good walk, good boy? You've been such a good boy all day!
  6. Sit, siiiiitttt, down, downnnnnn