13 APPS AS BOYS YOU HAVE PROBABLY DATED

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  1. 1.
    FACEBOOK
    The guy you meet through friends who asks you on the first date how many people you’ve been with, just for fun.
  2. 2.
    INSTAGRAM
    The guy in his late twenties with the gold Rolex and nice shoes living at home with his parents, sneaking his Dad’s car out while he’s asleep.
  3. 3.
    TWITTER
    The guy that asks more questions than he answers and has developed an inferiority complex as girls keep leaving him for his friends.
  4. 4.
    TUMBLR
    The congenial guy that takes his top off as soon as it gets slightly warm and calls everyone, including your gran, bro.
  5. 5.
    NETFLIX
    The guy that looks like he’s the full package, you find him attractive and there is a mental connection. You’re excited. Alas, you get to know him further and discover that the flame that once burned brightly has rapidly dwindled to a flicker which you desperately hope will reignite. It won’t.
  6. 6.
    LOVE FILM
    The guy in the corner pining over his ex while she flirts with Netflix.
  7. 7.
    REDDIT
    The cute but aloof guy with copious opinions. He either has an intense love for you or hates you with a fiery disposition. It’s hard to tell…
  8. 8.
    BUZZFEED
    The adorable guy that entertains you with his wit, often keeps you up at night whereby you become a disheveled mess causing him to quickly move on to someone else.
  9. 9.
    THOUGHT CATALOG
    Is that Emo guy with the emotions whom you desperately want to fix.
  10. 10.
    TINDER
    The attractive guy that you regret corresponding with after he sends you graphic pictures that you definitely did not request.
  11. 11.
    WHATSAPP
    The guy that you have been friends with forever who you seem to be developing a slight cumbersome crush on, which manifests in hot and cold behaviour often resulting in an intense concern as to why he hasn’t replied to your message yet. Its been 7 minutes…
  12. 12.
    The List App
    The funny guy who is quick of wit and full of charisma who dates a plethora of beauties while wishing they were his ex girlfriend instead.
  13. 13.
    MYSPACE
    is the guy you went on one date with way back who's name you can never remember.