Classic Literature That I Hate

I'm not say thing these books don't have merit, just that I would never read them for pleasure.
  1. Catcher in the Rye
    I've never been a douche bag (oh, sorry, I mistyped "misunderstood") teenage boy, so this book has no appeal for me.
  2. On the Road
    If I wanted to hang out with a misogynist, racist dude who was high as a kite and couldn't identify a run on sentence to save his life, I'd just go talk to the next college student I ran into.
  3. Hamlet
    What a whiner.
  4. A Tale of Two Cities
    Way to make two awesome cities completely uninteresting to me, Dickens.
  5. Basically all Victorian literature
    I just can't handle any book that takes 50 pages to get to the point.
  6. Moby Dick
    Nope, nope, nope.
  7. Lord of the Rings
    I tried to read this multiple times, you guys. Don't be mad!
  8. A special note: all of Ayn Rand's books would be on here if I considered them "classic" or "literature"
    ...but I don't.