THINGS I DO WHEN MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T HOME AND I'M BY MYSELF FOR THE NIGHT

I shouldn't be left alone without supervision
  1. Dance in my undies to terrible rap music.
  2. Eat an entire frozen pizza by myself. Eat NONE of the crust; insides only.
  3. Immediately feel sick from pizza. Eat candy anyways.
  4. Develop an unhealthy relationship with my magnifying mirror.
  5. Turn the heat down before bed, forget that the bed is only warm because he's a heater, freeze.
  6. Stay awake forever. Text him late at night so he feels sorry for me.