THINGS I DO WHEN MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T HOME AND I'M BY MYSELF FOR THE NIGHT
I shouldn't be left alone without supervision
- •Dance in my undies to terrible rap music.
- •Eat an entire frozen pizza by myself. Eat NONE of the crust; insides only.
- •Immediately feel sick from pizza. Eat candy anyways.
- •Develop an unhealthy relationship with my magnifying mirror.
- •Turn the heat down before bed, forget that the bed is only warm because he's a heater, freeze.
- •Stay awake forever. Text him late at night so he feels sorry for me.