Reasons I've Been Away from Li.st for Several Days Now
I really love this place, but I was just sort of not really feeling the whole social media thing this weekend.
- •SleepingI slept in every morning until at least 9. The desire to sloth was palpable.
- •KidsI have two daughters, 11 and 8. They are my partners in crime. We had a school banquet Friday night, and we cleaned out hillbilly above ground pool all day Saturday.
- •The PoolIt was clean and full of rafts, so I floated a lot.
- •BooksI'm reading three books at once this month. Lots of reading.
- •NappingToday we grilled out, well my husband did. Then I laid down on my patio furniture and napped.
- •Terrible MoviesWell, just one. San Andreas. So bad.
- •Fck this is putting me to sleep.I think my funny fuse is broken. Later, taters.
- •Oh, wait.I actually ironed clothes today. It confused my whole family. I even ironed pajamas. You have not lived until you've slept in some ironed pajamas.
- •Uh oh.!Immediately after publishing this, my stomach started cramping up, almost like God was saying, "OK YOU WANT SOMETHING TO LIST ABOUT?" 💩👊