Things That I Will Always See in the KMart Parking Lot
This list will be fluid and constantly changing. Every time I go to Kmart, I say two things: "I'll never go there again" and "This place is gonna close down". I've been saying those things for 13 years now.
- •Dirty diapersAlways taped closed though, so there's a modicum of manners involved, I suppose. "I'm gonna throw this parcel full of human waste down on the ground, but first I'm gonna tape it closed so no one has to see the dooky".
- •Strands of weaveI'm sure that weave does fall out on its own, but my mind always goes to dark places, and the weave has come out because there's been a violent fistfight love triangle situation up in the Kmart lot.
- •Beer cansBecause folks will get their party on anywhere. Trust me, I'm a recovered alcoholic, I know.