Three Happy Moments From Today

Ok, here we go.
  1. 1.
    I went to Target BY MYSELF for a few hours.
    I bought some necessary things like detergent, and fabulous things like sunglasses and a random tote bag with David Bowie's face on the side. I also bought a nice new camera, but immediately returned it, because hello, shiny impulse buy!
  2. 2.
    I went to a family function that I thought was going to suck, but it didn't.
    I dreaded this function and created all of these terrible scenarios and pretend conversations that were going to happen, but when we actually got to the cookout, it was fine. I don't know why I torture myself. So much social anxiety.
  3. 3.
    I had two slices of cake.
    In fact, I had one slice of pound cake while standing in line waiting for the fancy graduation cake that was being doled out in a manner I deemed to be "not fast enough". This is cute now, but won't be so cute when I weigh 900-lbs. this time next year. Whatever. I had cake and it made me feel pretty happy. Peace out, Sunday. You were ok.