EXCUSES TO HAVE ONE MORE DRINK AT A PARTY

For when you're like, "Wait, is this a good idea?...I'm just gonna have one more."
  1. The cups are actually pretty small, so those first two drinks were really equivalent to one drink.
  2. Someone might do a toast, and my glass is empty.
  3. It's not like I have to work tomorrow.
  4. This could be my last opportunity to have this wondrous spicy jalapeño cucumber lemon gin hipster creation.
  5. Wow, it's only 10:30! Of course I can have another.
  6. I paid for the Uber, so I might as well get my money's worth.
  7. To my significant other: Let's just split one more drink?
  8. I'll also have a glass of water, so they'll basically cancel each other out.
  9. I mean, it's only 11:30.
  10. To my significant other: What if we split another?
  11. That last drink was like half ice anyway.
  12. She insists on getting me a refill. It would be rude to turn it down.
  13. It's not like I'm doing shots like those people over there...wait, is that Jello?