Actual things I have been told today

  1. You have to stop getting "Cosby" sweaters! He is a rapist!
    At the thrift store- and I agree, but they are so ugly and warm!!!
  2. We are out of coffee
    At home- is this hell?!
  3. Amy put your boobies away.
    I was changing
  4. No... there are no demons living in your uterus..
    The ultrasound lady- but good news is no baby!! Though I do think she is lying about no demons.