Unacceptable Pop Tart Choices
All pop tarts have the same nutritional value (none). So why do people waste their time (and money) eating any flavor that isn't chocolate/candy related? You aren't doing yourself any favors by avoiding the hot fudge sundae. The candy flavors are awesome. The flavors I have listed below are garbage. STOP BUYING THEM
- •Brown sugar cinnamonThe bane of my freaking existence. Lovers of this tart have made the argument that they have a "superior pallet". Give me a break. Your pop tart choice is the breakfast pastry equivalent to the saltine cracker. Your pallet is bad and you should feel bad.
- •Anything unfrostedNo
- •CherryYou've got to be kidding
- •Peanut butterWhat's wrong with you?