Unacceptable Pop Tart Choices

All pop tarts have the same nutritional value (none). So why do people waste their time (and money) eating any flavor that isn't chocolate/candy related? You aren't doing yourself any favors by avoiding the hot fudge sundae. The candy flavors are awesome. The flavors I have listed below are garbage. STOP BUYING THEM
  1. Brown sugar cinnamon
    The bane of my freaking existence. Lovers of this tart have made the argument that they have a "superior pallet". Give me a break. Your pop tart choice is the breakfast pastry equivalent to the saltine cracker. Your pallet is bad and you should feel bad.
  2. Blueberry
  3. Strawberry
  4. Anything unfrosted
    No
  5. Cherry
    You've got to be kidding
  6. Peanut butter
    What's wrong with you?