Periodically I run a contest where people vote on obnoxious things they've overheard or said. Here are the entries from the last round deemed most obnoxious.
  1. Is it just me or does anybody else get nervous when they hear their housekeeper and nanny talking?
  2. I'm terribly sorry I've been so out of touch. I was in St Barths finishing my novel.
  3. The way my mother talked about her trip to Whole Foods, you'd think she was one of those refugees leaving Syria.