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Official: Homey don't play dat
  1. Live life like a crouton; start on top of the salad, strong and flavorful. End at the bottom soggy, and falling apart.
  2. Ham stuck in your dry socket? Deal with it.
  3. If you can't do it now, you probably won't later.
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    This is me when I get invited to parties. I usually end up going though
  2. 2.
    I'm tiny and frail
  3. 3.
    People that just want to fit in drive me bonkers
  4. 4.
    Sometimes I just-
Lions vs Packers. I'm not engaged.
  1. They should be in bumper cars
  2. Omg! PETTIGREW? PETER PETTIGREW?!
  3. I wish the football was a ham
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