STUPID THINGS I THINK WHILE I WATCH FOOTBALL

Lions vs Packers. I'm not engaged.
  1. They should be in bumper cars
  2. Omg! PETTIGREW? PETER PETTIGREW?!
  3. I wish the football was a ham
  4. I should go to bed
  5. Martha Firestone-Ford?! Wow she got around
  6. This is the most points Detroit has scored in years!