THINGS I'LL SAY 500 TIMES TO FAMILY MEMBERS OVER THE HOLIDAYS

  1. No I'm not married yet
  2. No I will not be married in the near future
  3. I still don't want children
  4. Yes, I work for iSYS
  5. No we aren't the bad guys even though we are contracted by the federal government
  6. Yes I plan to return to grad school
  7. ... Yes it will be another degree in music
  8. Why yes! I will have another glass of wine