IF MY CAT HAD A DATING PROFILE 😺

I have issues. Inspired by @ninachainz
  1. My name is Olivia, but I mainly go by Olive.
    I'm 2 1/2 years old and am queen of this place. I'm a polydactyl so my front paws look like kitten mittens.
  2. I was adopted in December 2014 from the Humane Society and have been living the good life ever since. Here I am as a kitten.
  3. I live with my mom and dad and my sister Mischa.
    Sometimes I like to bully my timid sister. My parents get suuuuper mad, but whatevs I'm too cute to stay mad at.
  4. My hobbies include playing with my toys, napping, playing fetch, running around the house while growling at nothing, and hunting bugs and grossing out my mom when I run away with them in my mouth 🕷
  5. Oh, and I also enjoy chewing the shit out of boxes.
    ....and the mail, catalogs, Kleenex, anything paper really.
  6. This is how I like to relax.
  7. Here I am looking really cute.
  8. I was told that this dragon is my doppelgänger, but I don't see it.
  9. Ok bye!