SEXIEST THINGS A MAN CAN DO

Inspired by @erikaaa
  1. Say, "You look like you need a back massage."
  2. Take me shopping and not complain.
  3. Love and be kind to animals.
  4. Tell me I look cute as I consume my third slice of pizza. Also, serve me said pizza.
  5. Go with me to scary movies. I'm talking to you @NotColin.
  6. Tell me I'm right in basically all situations.
  7. Be Stephen Colbert 😍