THINGS I'M DEFINITIVELY BAD AT
🙋🏻 I'm 34
- •Being on time.Just can't do it.
- •Going anywhere once I'm "in for the night".See also: Being social.
- •Swimming.I would probably die in water over 5 feet.
- •Not injuring myself.I fell off the couch last night. I don't know why. This morning in the shower I hit myself in the face with my conditioner bottle.
- •Hiding my bitchy resting face.