THINGS I'M DEFINITIVELY BAD AT

🙋🏻 I'm 34
  1. Being on time.
    Just can't do it.
  2. Math.
  3. Going anywhere once I'm "in for the night".
    See also: Being social.
  4. Swimming.
    I would probably die in water over 5 feet.
  5. Not injuring myself.
    I fell off the couch last night. I don't know why. This morning in the shower I hit myself in the face with my conditioner bottle.
  6. Hiding my bitchy resting face.