1. Apples (or any fruit not covered in caramel)
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    You don't wait all year for Halloween to eat healthy. Get off your high horse.
  2. Popcorn Balls
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    They don't really even taste like popcorn and they don't taste like candy either. It's just something Martha Stewart invented to take down Big Candy, probably.
  3. Candy Corn
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    It fits the Halloween theme, but they aren't very good.
  4. Werther's Originals
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    No thanks, grandma.
  5. Fake SweetTarts?
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    These instantly go in the garbage.
  6. Whatever These Things Are
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    Seriously, why are these???
  7. Bit-O-Honey
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    More like Bit-O-Turd that sticks to your teeth.