Top 7 Lamest Halloween "Treats"
- •Apples (or any fruit not covered in caramel)You don't wait all year for Halloween to eat healthy. Get off your high horse.
- •Popcorn BallsThey don't really even taste like popcorn and they don't taste like candy either. It's just something Martha Stewart invented to take down Big Candy, probably.
- •Candy CornIt fits the Halloween theme, but they aren't very good.
- •Werther's OriginalsNo thanks, grandma.
- •Fake SweetTarts?These instantly go in the garbage.
- •Whatever These Things AreSeriously, why are these???
- •Bit-O-HoneyMore like Bit-O-Turd that sticks to your teeth.