Top 7 Lamest Halloween "Treats"

  1. 1.
    Apples (or any fruit not covered in caramel)
    You don't wait all year for Halloween to eat healthy. Get off your high horse.
  2. 2.
    Popcorn Balls
    They don't really even taste like popcorn and they don't taste like candy either. It's just something Martha Stewart invented to take down Big Candy, probably.
  3. 3.
    Candy Corn
    It fits the Halloween theme, but they aren't very good.
  4. 4.
    Werther's Originals
    No thanks, grandma.
  5. 5.
    Fake SweetTarts?
    These instantly go in the garbage.
  6. 6.
    Whatever These Things Are
    Seriously, why are these???
  7. 7.
    More like Bit-O-Turd that sticks to your teeth.