HOW WILL EL CHAPO ESCAPE PRISON NEXT?
As long as Sean Penn stays away
- •He bribes guards with drugs. LOTS AND LOTS DRUGS.
- •Bets a guard that he can beat him in a game of Mario Kart
- •Wins the Prison Talent Show! First Prize: Your Freedom!
- •He uses the hot air balloon the Wizard of Oz of flies away in The Wizard of Oz
- •Calls an Uber