HOW WILL EL CHAPO ESCAPE PRISON NEXT?

As long as Sean Penn stays away
  1. He bribes guards with drugs. LOTS AND LOTS DRUGS.
  2. Bets a guard that he can beat him in a game of Mario Kart
  3. Wins the Prison Talent Show! First Prize: Your Freedom!
  4. He uses the hot air balloon the Wizard of Oz of flies away in The Wizard of Oz
  5. Calls an Uber
  6. Hoverboard