Ridiculous Excuses My Children Have Given for Getting Out of Bed

Kids can be little jerks when it's time to put them away for the night.
  1. "My bed makes noise when I move."
  2. "My leg just started to hurt when the sheets touch it."
  3. "My eyes don't want to stay closed."
  4. "My mouth is too dry."
  5. "You went to bed."
  6. "I want a sandwich in my lunch tomorrow."
  7. "I think I'm hungry."