1. Chrissy Tiegan
    For obvious reasons, but also because I think you'd also get bonus John Legend
  2. Because her commentary on a few episodes of the Office make my sad days go away so she should be on everything
  3. Tom Hardy
    I'd like to hear his opinion on any and all dogs that appear
  4. Aziz Ansari
    Because he never fails to make me laugh
  5. Russell Howard
    One of my favorite British comedians