Reasons not to take 3yr old to zoo

  1. She's 3
  2. The temp is 70 and is not warm enough for her
  3. She wants to see lions and we're on the opposite side of the zoo. Meltdown ensues
  4. Did I mention she's 3?
  5. We finally see the fucking lions. New meltdown begins because they are not awake.
  6. She's thirsty
  7. She's hungry
  8. She's tired
  9. She's now refusing to walk and is sitting in the bushes.
  10. Did I fucking mention she's 3??? And I'm obviously stupid.