THINGS I'M THINKING OF SAYING TO BJ NOVAK AT HIS BOOK SIGNING

  1. RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
  2. The stick is also in the toy hall of fame...
  3. How does it feel to win hottest in the office?
  4. How does one win hottest in the office?
  5. Hey Ryan you wanna play a trick on Andy?
  6. Easy on the recycling tree hugger
  7. Did Benjamin Franklin fly his kite before showing up at Phyllis's bachelorette party?
  8. TEMP TEMP TEMP TEMP TEMP!!!!!