COLLEGEHUMOR INTERNS AND THEIR INDIVIDUAL HOROSCOPES

  1. Ben will be met with leadership opportunities this week, all of which will be showing us how to burp the alphabet
  2. On the next full moon, J'na will get a bad hangnail, but it will be easy to remove if she tells me where she got that water bottle
  3. Amir's Mercury is in retrograde, and he will need to take medication for it
  4. On today, Max will be missing