1. Text my mom about it so that she rewards me with her words
  2. Watch 1-10 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  3. Fill my Barnes & Noble shopping cart with books I will maybe buy, but probably not read
  4. Add things to the fake wedding registry I made on Anthropologie.com, dream about owning them one day
  5. Eat 1/4 of a block of sharp cheddar cheese