THINGS I INTRODUCED MY HUSBAND TO THAT BLEW HIS MIND

So far.
  1. Bullseyes
    That thing where you cut a hole in your toast and cook an egg in it
  2. Meg Ryan.
    Just the comedies.
  3. Reeeeal dirty martinis
  4. Dolly Parton
  5. The fact that he talks too loud about other people in public
  6. Grapefruit are 150% more enjoyable when you peel them and eat them like an orange, plus taking the time out to peel them is like meditating. Sort of.
  7. Stuart Dybek's beautiful prose and poems
  8. If you eat your salad last it tricks your mouth into thinking you ate a healthy dinner.
  9. Steve Martin stand-up
  10. Sweatpants
  11. All this jelly