THINGS I INTRODUCED MY HUSBAND TO THAT BLEW HIS MIND
- •BullseyesThat thing where you cut a hole in your toast and cook an egg in it
- •Meg Ryan.Just the comedies.
- •Reeeeal dirty martinis
- •Dolly Parton
- •The fact that he talks too loud about other people in public
- •Grapefruit are 150% more enjoyable when you peel them and eat them like an orange, plus taking the time out to peel them is like meditating. Sort of.
- •Stuart Dybek's beautiful prose and poems
- •If you eat your salad last it tricks your mouth into thinking you ate a healthy dinner.
- •Steve Martin stand-up
- •All this jelly