Top 5 Red Flags For New Neighbors

I recently got some new neighbors, and here's how it's been.
  1. 1.
    Loud clopping sounds every morning at 7am
    Horses? Very large people?? ..Who knows.
  2. 2.
    Monster Energy drink stickers on car window
    Because they love it so much?
  3. 3.
    Car bumper sticker stating "These Colors Don't Run", over the American flag
    I wonder if they're voting for Trump..
  4. 4.
    Seems to enjoy the sounds of children running and jumping around more than others
    How many kids do you have up there!?!
  5. 5.
    Their barking, tiny dog is your morning rooster call
    The dog's barking, and it's loud.. Better put him outside to disturb everyone else instead.