1. There's no governor.
  2. It's not a ball.
  3. And the music festival isn't even on Governor's Island.
  4. Nobody lives on Randall's Island; but tons of people bring their kids to play sports there.
  5. The festival look for young women: a high-waisted boyfriend-cut light-wash denim cut-off short w a black tank, a small nylon back pack and canvas sneakers. (Men have embraced overall floral pattern ... Thanks, Givenchy)
  6. I actually like music festivals.
  7. My new pop God is Samuel T Herring of Future Islands.
  8. Anything is delicious doused in Sriracha and mayo.