HOW THEY GOT KANYE WEST TO COME TO THE VMAS, PROBABLY
- •Kanye, we'd like to invite you and Kim to the VMAsFuck you
- •We'll sit you in the front rowContinue to fuck off
- •We'll give you the biggest award of the nightLike I give a fuck about a VMA. Kanye West does not give a fuck about a VMA
- •We'll give you a mic on live TV, 10 minutes of uninterrupted airtime, and right before you go on stage, we'll have Kim whisper in your ear that you are the voice of a generation.I'm listening.