REASONS 55-YEAR-OLDS LIKE ME BETTER THAN FELLOW 25-YEAR-OLDS

  1. 1.
    I totally want to discuss where your son should apply to college. Tell me about his SAT scores and extracurriculars
  2. 2.
    Yes, I also heard that interview on NPR
  3. 3.
    Mah jongg actually looks really fun
  4. 4.
    Clubs are loud and gross, please don't ever suggest we even go near one
  5. 5.
    I will never take a selfie unless there are other people in it with me
  6. 6.
    Okay, maybe this list is why I like 55-year-olds better than 25-year-olds and now it's just creepy