1. I totally want to discuss where your son should apply to college. Tell me about his SAT scores and extracurriculars
  2. Yes, I also heard that interview on NPR
  3. Mah jongg actually looks really fun
  4. Clubs are loud and gross, please don't ever suggest we even go near one
  5. I will never take a selfie unless there are other people in it with me
  6. Okay, maybe this list is why I like 55-year-olds better than 25-year-olds and now it's just creepy