THOUGHTS ON EPISODE 1 OF DEGRASSI: NEXT CLASS

This beauty showed up on Netflix today and I just HAD to watch
  1. They started the ENTIRE series with a quote from Drake, aka Jimmy Brooks, aka the most lovable character from Degrassi: the Next Generation, aka my pretend boyfriend in ninth grade
    Do you think Aubrey Graham, I mean Drake, is watching? Be still, my heart
  2. What a load of biphobic bullshit
    Oh, Miles is a slut because he dated a girl after a guy? Oh, Miles can't make up his mind about anything? Oh, Miles needs to pick a side? Wow, congratulations on hitting nearly every biphobic stereotype in a 24-minute episode
  3. I am too old for this shit
    I'm 25 and haven't seen any Degrassi at all since my freshman year of college... It's crap but I think I love it. Reminds me of a simpler time