ON PORN

  1. We are famous enough that in any given place, someone will recognize us -
    but we aren't famous enough to get free stuff.
  2. We make enough money to be in the highest tax bracket -
    but we don't make enough that it doesn't hurt.
  3. We are cool enough to bang and brag to your friends -
    but we aren't cool enough to take home to mom.
  4. We are smart enough to capitalize on something that's mostly given for free -
    but we aren't smart enough to unionize to protect our rights and create a sustainable retirement plan.
  5. We are brave enough to have chosen a profession we love and are inspired by, despite society's judgements -
    but we aren't brave enough to use our real names.
  6. We are talented enough that you believe our orgasms -
    but we aren't talented enough that you believe our plots.