THE MOST IMMATURE THING YOU CAN TEXT SOMEONE TODAY (PORNSTAR EDITION)
Inspired by @bobbyhundreds! He sent this message to me last night. My initial reaction was to hate it. And then I was like ok maybe it could be fun to send to a couple of people. Now it's eighteen hours later and this is my favorite thing in life.
- •THE SEEDThis is the original text
- •Tori BlackSome had significant others that were already in on the joke, but didn't spoil the surprise (like the way I am now.)
- •Stormy DanielsSome were disappointed it was a joke.
- •Abella DangerSome people just did not like it...
- •Jessica Drake...And then they threatened payback.
- •Keiran LeeI found out some people actually were talking shit about me.
- •Lexi BelleLike this evil bitch
- •Christian XAnd this asshole.
- •Dana DeArmondBut I also found out some people say nice things about me.
- •James DeenProjecting much? Look who's trying to pretend like I'm the sociopath in this equation.
- •Skin DiamondAgreed.
- •Winston BurbankHe knows my weakness...
- •Joanna Angel...See? Bitches love pizza.
- •George (Spiegler's assistant)Always business.
- •Toni Ribas (aka my husband)Too real?