THE MOST IMMATURE THING YOU CAN TEXT SOMEONE TODAY (PORNSTAR EDITION)

Inspired by @bobbyhundreds! He sent this message to me last night. My initial reaction was to hate it. And then I was like ok maybe it could be fun to send to a couple of people. Now it's eighteen hours later and this is my favorite thing in life.
  1. THE SEED
    This is the original text
  2. Tori Black
    Some had significant others that were already in on the joke, but didn't spoil the surprise (like the way I am now.)
  3. Stormy Daniels
    Some were disappointed it was a joke.
  4. Abella Danger
    Some people just did not like it...
  5. Jessica Drake
    ...And then they threatened payback.
  6. Keiran Lee
    I found out some people actually were talking shit about me.
  7. Lexi Belle
    Like this evil bitch
  8. Christian X
    And this asshole.
  9. Dana DeArmond
    But I also found out some people say nice things about me.
  10. James Deen
    Projecting much? Look who's trying to pretend like I'm the sociopath in this equation.
  11. Skin Diamond
    Agreed.
  12. Winston Burbank
    He knows my weakness...
  13. Joanna Angel
    ...See? Bitches love pizza.
  14. George (Spiegler's assistant)
    Always business.
  15. Toni Ribas (aka my husband)
    Too real?