WRITING A BOOK IS

  1. 33.3% social media-ing
  2. 19.2% thinking about writing
  3. 15% googling myself
  4. 11% online shopping
  5. 8.7% texting
  6. 6.1% watching gay porn
  7. 2.5% trying to come up with a title
  8. 1.7% employing 20/20/20
  9. 1.5% asking my dog what he's looking at
  10. 1% writing a book